WINDED! COMPLETELY WINDED!
that’s me! RIGHT NOW! ABSOLUTELY WINDED… completely WITHOUT BREATH! (and no. I haven’t been exercising) so WHY all the KNOCK ME OVER WITH A FEATHER TURN A CARTWHEEL (if I could!) CRAZY DEER-IN-THE-HEADLIGHT LOOK SPARTAN CHEERLEADER EXCITEMENT? 20,000 PAGEVIEWS that’s WHY!!! AS OF RIGHT NOW!! Can y’all believe it?!?! I can’t!!! I’ve said it before and I…